I've been in Canada for nearly a month now. I can hardly wait to return to home soil. I'll be able to buy a replacement iPhone, for the one I lost on the second day in this country, swipe my credit card wherever I please, eat high fructose corn syrup, and have a mixed drink that isn't measured out to the milliliter.
On the plus side, Calgary, Vancouver and Edmonton are quite cool cities. When I get big and rich, and have time to travel where I want to on my own terms I think I might return to these parts. That pertains primarily to Calgary and Vancouver. I'd love to have had a chance to see the Canadian Rockies, Banff, Lake Louise and to explore more of cities in general. I ate like a king in Vancouver. Fresh, cheap, and good sushi was plentiful. While in Vancouver we went to the Capilano Suspension Bridges. The current bridge has been around for nearly 100 years. There were also bridges between the trees and many pathways throughout the park. I felt like an Ewok.
Seth and I made a trip to Casterland. Since our entire lives and jobs have wheels attached to them in some shape, fashion, or form, this place blew my mind. I'm always having to buy replacement casters for boxes that go onto our trucks. When you walk into this place you can pick out frames and wheels and they guy will build them right in front of you to your liking. My mind was blown.
Edmonton has the world's largest mall, the West Edmonton Mall. It's so large it has an indoor wave pool, full waterpark and a 106' tall bungee platform. When I heard about this I immediately convinced myself this was something I was going to do. Friday morning came, we bussed out there, signed up, and we hucked ourselves off a platform over water with all the orphans watching. Oh my, I was on one of the biggest highs I've ever felt...ever...now I want more. I managed to blow a blood vessel in both eyes from all the pressure on my head...a minor sacrifice. I'll do it again, definitely. I made sure to call my mom after I lived, but not before I jumped, she could never handle the uncertainty. Biggest...high...ever...



